Dumb Blond Diary

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Maybe cats are jerks because God gave them the ability to lick their own genitals but gave them a tongue like sandpaper.

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countingmycrosses:

ibilateral:
jeremy–li:
Harry Pottery and the glorious puberty
Jesus christ Ginny wow
is no one else gonna comment how Hedwig was given abs or………

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degasdad:

I love where I live

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ensyme:

if trump becomes president there will be hell toupee

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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its-lanal-bitchez:

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iwishitwas1983:
I’m crying.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

“mr. owl”
“oh jesus christ”
“please don’t give me that look”
“please don’t fly”

DYING omg
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
never fails
Lolol omg I’m done
Reblog every time
this is my favorite video on the whole internet

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